satans-spooky-booty-juice:

fapping-scout:

paupaulie:

Once Upon A Time In 2Fort

Part 1 | Part 2

;A;

noNO

braddolfpittler:

breakingbeth:

spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song

well fuck now the whole movie is ruined

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

animeasuka:

emergencycocktail:

#WHAT IF THE BULB OPENS UP AND BEES FLY OUT

we found the ideal starter for Sollux guys

other-wordly:

pronunciation | “ne-me-‘siz-m

ultrakeroppi:

Cons to being tall:
Everyone is usually shorter then me
Most people think short is cuter

Including shallow love interests to whom I’ve realized I am too confident for (Z SNAP)

Clumsy
NO I DONT WANT TO GET THAT OFF OF THE SHELF FOR YOU

Boys that like me are usually shorter then me,…

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

ladymalchav:

deadpai:

fellowship-of-the-superwholock:

peaceismyname:

didntyouhaveaflamingsword:

biffan:

supernatural subtitles

YOU’RE MISSING MY FAVORITE ONE:

these are tears streaking down my face people

WHAT ABOUT THE HISSES AT LUCIFER ONE

bikerwalla:

pale-guy:

Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.

This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.